Lucky Vito

The Questionably Reliable Energy Pistol is a horrendous battlefield weapon. It holds incredible power but has a catastrophic failure rate of ~16%. Someone's face is getting melted, and it might be yours. While any reasonable person would have to be forced to use such a weapon, there are many reasons why someone might want to use Literal Russian Roulette as a weapon: Space Madness Regularly coming up against enemies who have a greater than 16% chance of killing you instantly An inability to unde…

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