ORK JACK-O-LOOTABOSS

KNOCK KNOCK. Nobody on da ork worlds answers da door anymore. It does not help. Da door comes off anyway. Nobody knows where da Jack-O-Lootaboss came from. Some say a Mek tried to build a pumpkin-shaped helmet for a laugh, and da helmet liked it so much it grew a boss underneath. Some say he was always there, waiting in da scrap piles for da one night a year when looting is not just allowed, it is TRADITION. Most boys say nothing, because he might be listening, and he has very good ears for som…

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