ORK WAAGH TV

Da boss don't shout no more. Da boss got a TV now. One grot, one busted-up box wot don't even turn on, and da loudest mouf in da whole Waaagh. Every warband's got a Warboss too big an' too busy hittin' stuff to bother tellin' da boyz why dey're hittin' stuff. Dat's wot da Waaagh TV is for. Bolted together from a salvaged screen dat never showed nuffin', a antenna wot pulls in voices nobody asked for, and a grot wiv goggles and a opinion, it rolls into da middle of da mob and starts BROADCASTIN'…

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